You may think that the life of an office dog is all glitz and glamour... but I have to tell you, it's not that easy!

I have a long list of duties, including but not limited to:

• soothing stressed out employees
• keeping guard
• helping with powerpoint presentations
• schmoozing outside with the smokers
• keeping employees alert with the odd toot
• helping out in meetings
• helping employees get exercise by encouraging them to throw the ball, then not chasing after it so they have to go get it again
• helping employees with their lunch
• clearing the floor of all crumbs

I mean seriously, the list goes on! I am the hardest working dog in social marketing.

Everyone else in the office works hard too and I think they should take my example by having regular naps. It would do them a lot of good.